Hi Singapore parents
Below is something light-hearted to share for those who have crossed the half-century marks.
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run–anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask: “did I wake you?”
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now will not wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes will not get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they cannot remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You cannot remember who sent you this list.
20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
So parents who are in their 50s and beyond, enjoy the above perks!
Posted on January 10th, 2009 by June
Filed under: Reflections and Resolutions, Delights and Woes
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