As we celebrate Father’s Day today, below are some inspiring one-liners that I would like to share . . .
1. If time does not wait for you, just remove the battery from the clock and ENJOY LIFE!
2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it.
3. Beauty is measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear. Rather, it is what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
4. Do not walk as if you rule the world. Walk as if you do not care who rules the world! That’s called ATTITUTE! Keep on rocking!
5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did. She is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, never drank and had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said he who never lived cannot die!
7. There are so many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building and lying on train tracks. Yet we choose MARRIAGE - slow sure!
8. Only 20 percent boys have brains, the rest have girlfriends!
9. All desirable things in life are illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
10. Drinking is our biggest enemy (by Jawaharlal Nehru)We should learn to love our enemies (by Mahatma Gandhi)
So which one do we follow and choose???
11. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. That means it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!!
So parents, hope the above one-liners have inspired you in some ways . . .
Posted on June 20th, 2010 by June
Filed under: Poems and Quotable Quotes
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